I ordered a t-shirt from Hamish & Andy, but it didn’t arrive.
So I sent them a complaint, in song.

I ordered a book from Hamish & Andy, but I felt bad.
So I put my feelings into song—again.

I did a song about my friend being a Grammar Nazi.
He wasn’t thrilled that I called him a nazi.
Or that I said he works for the Department of Public Prosecutions.
So I redacted any mention of him.

I do a song for my wife every Mother’s Day.
This is 2023’s, to the tune of “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from Disney’s Encanto.

I do a song for my wife every Mother’s Day. This is 2024’s.